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"We never go anywhere. Some date night!"

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"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

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"My aloofness is a mask."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

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"Now give me something intimate to say."

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

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"I just feel like we're not connecting."

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"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

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"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

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"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."