Comedic Jewelry Aficionado Gifts

Jewelry assists us in remembering those important dates...like wedding anniversaries.

Surf Casting

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

A Zircon Is Forever

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

The Queen

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."

'Nice bling.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Crime scene. Police. CSI Unit. Jewelry. It was a perfect theft. They didn't leave any evidence. Ah, "stainless steal"!

Private View.

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

"Cool bling bro!"

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

Cultured Pearls

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

'And what do you do?'

To propose, go down on one knee. Doing the splits is considered very poor form.

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

'Yes, I believe I can show you a diamond in that price range.'

'I've ruined so many watches: Only buy waterproff watches, not water-resistant watches,,,'

'Thanks for coming in . ..now I can finish that ankle bracelet I'm working on.'

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

"I'm under a restraining order."