Comedic Jewelry Aficionado Mugs

Jewelry assists us in remembering those important dates...like wedding anniversaries.

Surf Casting

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

A Zircon Is Forever

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

The Queen

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'Nice bling.'

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

"Cool bling bro!"

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

Private View.

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

Cultured Pearls

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

'And what do you do?'

To propose, go down on one knee. Doing the splits is considered very poor form.

'Yes, I believe I can show you a diamond in that price range.'

'I've ruined so many watches: Only buy waterproff watches, not water-resistant watches,,,'

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

'Thanks for coming in . ..now I can finish that ankle bracelet I'm working on.'

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

"I'm under a restraining order."

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'