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'The bird bath is broken.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

Caution. Slippery when wet.

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"Whoa - You're gonna need a whole new string!"

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

Overprotective Father

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'He's lookin' at me!'

He Did It!

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

"That reminds me - it's about time to feed the little fella."

'I got the idea from a veterinarian friend of mine.'

Herb garden

' Emergency Pet Hospital? My Basset Hound got into my husband's Viagara...'

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

In The Middle Of The Night, Peppy Suddenly Developed A Wild Craving For The Bone.

Chickens watching a lady sew seeds.

Farmer fighting off snail

"Thank goodness I'm only renting."

"It's nearly perfect, dear...you just have to plant the flowers the coloured side up..."

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

"Well, you'll just have to put your foot down and tell him he's not a lap dog!"

'You should have called me sooner.'

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

Unable to afford his annual hunting trip Ed makes due with a little backyard fun.

'Frankly, it's anticlimactic.'

Things my vacuum cleaner likes to suck up

"I found your foot soak, but I can't find my quick-dry cement."