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'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"My computer just texted me."

Runner going through hurdles.

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

"Hey! This is news."

Glimpses One Dollar

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

Men and Women's changing rooms

Jeff was watching his weight.

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

Screenwasher cleaning buggy.

"For my next trick, I'll need a non-litigious volunteer."

'Explain to me again how a trip to the mall to buy shoelaces resulted in this!'

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

"Okay, but just a quick kiss, Joey... You did see my father's gun collection, right?"

"What they hell are we looking at."

"Four out of five doctors recommend that you get up and get some exercise."

'Mismatched Mantras'

"How's the gastric band working out?"

Copenhagen Three Degrees.

'My parents are having a fight right now.'

My cousins from Barcelona show up announced and have been here for weeks! The Spanish imposition!

"Mom said to make sure you don't goof up shopping online."

'Yes, it does make his blood boil - I enjoy it'

"I was gonna try yoga, but I don't actually bend so that's not going to work."

'You're new here, aren't you.'

Kids seem to sense when Pesach is drawing near.

'That's not what I had in mind when I asked for some encouragement!'

"When the next lockdown comes, I might actually get on it."

THINK (sign nailed inappropreatly to wall)

Giant ape eating human as advised by diet book

Man Looking At Painting