Comedic Egg-hunter Gifts

Missing.

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

An Unexpected Guest.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Easter Egg Delivery

Missing Easter Egg

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

Pope Benedict at Easter

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

Hoppety Hop

'Remember, hop softly and carry a big carrot stick.'

Happy Easter!

Easter Rabid

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

"Break an Egg!"

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

'Happy Easter.'

"My name is bunny, and I'm a chocoholic."

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

'Jimmy takes these Easter Egg hunts very seriously.'

'Happy Easter, Brother David!'

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."