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Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Pessimists v Optimists.

"We can't take breaks, but lunch is provided."

"We have a favor to ask."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Waiting for the end of the acid-rain delay at the ballpark in the year 2258...

The Formal Street Artist

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Teacher to student: 'I taught your father. He owes me $3,000 for therapy.'

Closet.

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

"Is there anybody there?"

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

"The Bible . . . that would be under self-help."

A truck full of radioactive waste with no particular place to go...

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.

101 uses of a dead cat: weights

"This ain't no trick or treat, mister, this is a stick-up! Give me your cash, credit cards, jewelry...and that candy bar!"

Castle with parking lot.

"I'm under a restraining order."

The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.

'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'

'Are we expecting a fleet of super-size handcarts?'

Dracula uses a borrowed coffin.

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

California Mutant...(Field of California Poppies with 1 RED poppy.)

'Hell? No. We're just the side effects of your new drugs.'