Comedic Cash Withdrawal Prints

'Just give me the ten bucks and look at it as another surcharge.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

Jumble Sale

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"I guess I'll never understand women."

Rollercoaster police chase.

Flying Ear Specialist

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

Searching for condom.

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

"This internship is humiliating."

'...You are on a waiting list to be ill.'

Model's aspirations

"I posted dozens of cat pictures on social media to meet women. Then one dated me and ran off with my cat."

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'Hello, George? Yes, have you seen my husband? I'm guessing he's in-between the couch cushions again.'

"Don't leave! We haven't tried marriage yet!"

"Plan B was to supplement my retirement income as a party clown, and that brings me to my loan application."

"Will you accept my master's card?"

'Need some money for a facelift, I presume?'

'I want just enough work done so I'll qualify for Handicapped Parking.'

'Isn't that kind - playing mine and Henry's tune on hold!'