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'I thought the Indiana state bird was 'Larry'.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

'They come down here to smoke.'

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'I miss the evildoers.'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"I've been hearing nothing but good things about you."

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"