Comedian Of The Roads Pillows

Bus driver insulting rival conductor

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Bicycle sat nav.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Road work next 15 years.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Leaving New York

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.

Drunken cyclist

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'

Road-kill rage.

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.