Trump dries his hair with hot air
Comb-over Critic Gifts
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"Good boy."
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"
No Elgar!
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus
The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.
DUNVOTIN
"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"
"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."
CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'
'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'
US Capitol Building Toppled
"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"
"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"
"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."
'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'
"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."
The Emperor's New Clothes
"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."
social services cuts
The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.
Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.
Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton
"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"
"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"
'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'
'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'
'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'
"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."
"If voter malaise turns into apathy, no one would notice if the Supreme Court Vacancy never gets filled."
Democracy Bleeds
King Trump
Comb-over Critic Gifts Collection
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