Column Lover Prints

The Capital Sisters - Dory, Cory, and Io

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Santa called but you were out!

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

'You've been killing files again.'

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

Balloon Surprise

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"How many letters can you read?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

God save the Queen.