Column Caretaker Gifts

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I had to skip my workout."

The Cat Spa

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Essential work against Coronavirus

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Worm Appreciation Society!

Boy has swallowed marbles thinking they are sweets