Column Caretaker Gifts

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I had to skip my workout."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

The Cat Spa

Boy whistling at crackers.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Lazy plumber.

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Essential work against Coronavirus

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Cathedral Made Safe.

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

Worm Appreciation Society!

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

Boy has swallowed marbles thinking they are sweets