Colorful Reins Aficionado Gifts

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Ironing day.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Pea green

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Fishing Contest

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

It happened on Christmas Eve

Worm Ate The Fish.

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

Long suffering cricket wife

'It's her birthday!'

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

"Why are we following traffic lights? Rudolph got the corona Virus."

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

Santa emergency stop.

Cricket ball deliveries

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'