Colorful Cook T-Shirts

"George won't eat anything green. So I dye it."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Children's Feast.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Baloneystini

Better Not Squash.

All-Candy Seder.

Tzatzikicicle

Crotchet

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Sushi Train Set.

Picasso

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

Spatula Conductor

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

Sure start.

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.

Artist and chiken

"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."

'Sir, this chicken is improperly dressed!'

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

"I guess life does imitate art."

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'