Colorful Cook T-Shirts

"George won't eat anything green. So I dye it."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Children's Feast.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Baloneystini

Better Not Squash.

All-Candy Seder.

Tzatzikicicle

Crotchet

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Picasso

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Sushi Train Set.

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

Spatula Conductor

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Sure start.

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.

"I guess life does imitate art."

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."

Artist and chiken

'Sir, this chicken is improperly dressed!'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Clandestine Cuisine