Color Theory Humorist Pillows

"It's still a pink sweater... It's just radiating more gray than pink."

Optimist

Art Gallery.

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

Studying String Cheese Theory

Art Critics.

Seneca

Bertrand Russell

Tank color choices.

Chicken

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

Department de Philosophie

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

A color test planet

Two friars ringing bells

"If they figure out how to clone humans, we're screwed."

"I take it you agree that there can be no meaningful thought without the existence of language."

"Jackson, will you please stop doodling when you're on the phone?"

"Go home, you're not part of my target market."

"I hate putting my pretty pink next to your puke green!"

"It's called yellow on blue."

'Sure I'm interested in symbolism. Money is a symbol, isn't it?'

Paint-By-Letters.

"The EPA is being shut down."