Color Theory Humorist Gifts

"It's still a pink sweater... It's just radiating more gray than pink."

"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Optimist

Art Gallery.

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Studying String Cheese Theory

RBG, RGB, CMYK

Art Critics.

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."

Seneca

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

Bertrand Russell

Tank color choices.

Chicken

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

Department de Philosophie

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

"If they figure out how to clone humans, we're screwed."

Two friars ringing bells

A color test planet

"I take it you agree that there can be no meaningful thought without the existence of language."

Paint-By-Letters.

"Go home, you're not part of my target market."

'Sure I'm interested in symbolism. Money is a symbol, isn't it?'

"Jackson, will you please stop doodling when you're on the phone?"

"It's called yellow on blue."

Citrus Grammar. Tan-Gerine. Pale-Gerine. Sunbruned-Gerine.

"I hate putting my pretty pink next to your puke green!"