Color Spectrum Nerd Gifts

Dr. Roy G. Biv, Rainbowologist.

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

They were mysteriously drawn together

Just call me Picasso!

Creative Baby.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"He's an abstract artist."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Art Gallery.

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

Instant art

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.