Color Correction Specialist T-Shirts

"Fixing bad dye jobs was my specialty in cosmetology school. Too bad after all those years, I perfected just one style..."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

bird interprets modern art

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Painting

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Landscape Artists

'Men will never understand.'

'To much orange.'

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

Wearing all black

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

The final days of hair coloring

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Decorating a column.

'Make sure they fit straight!'

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

"Henry, we like the 'any colour as long as it's black,' idea but we just want to ask...is it the RIGHT black?"

"It's off-white, but a little too off. It may get very tiring. What do you think?"

Contacts vs. Glasses

Titian