Colonial Fashionista Gifts

'We're not time travelers. We're fashion-forward.'

Daughters on the beach

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Concerned that she would be passed over for a promotion if management knew she was pregnant, Donna concealed the fact.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Colonial Larrysburg.

Three Ladies

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

Welsh Lady

"Cool... I've invented the belt!!"

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

'I got them to agree to a small settlement.'

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

"Here come the revisionists."

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

'The Big Kahuna!'

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

Queen

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

"Does my bum look big in this?"

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Satire on Contemporary Fashion

Rape of the Lock- The Baron Cuts the Lock

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XII. - The heiress.

1784: Wigs are all the rage

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"