Colonial Fashionista Pillows

'We're not time travelers. We're fashion-forward.'

Daughters on the beach

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Colonial Larrysburg.

Three Ladies

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

Welsh Lady

"Cool... I've invented the belt!!"

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

"Here come the revisionists."

'I got them to agree to a small settlement.'

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

Queen

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

'The Big Kahuna!'

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

"Does my bum look big in this?"

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

Rape of the Lock- The Baron Cuts the Lock

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Satire on Contemporary Fashion

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XII. - The heiress.

1784: Wigs are all the rage

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'