Colonial America Gifts

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Reagacentennial

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Colonial Larrysburg.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

John F. Kennedy

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Beware of Don"

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

The Monroe Doctrine

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Save Mars

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

Uncle Sam and Democracy

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Midterm election s results

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

The Hug

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

American Roulette

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty