Colonial America Gifts

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Beware of Don"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

Colonial Larrysburg.

John F. Kennedy

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

Save Mars

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

Uncle Sam and Democracy

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

The Monroe Doctrine

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

The Hug

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

Midterm election s results

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

American Roulette

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...