Colloquial English Lover Pillows

English for Premiership managers: 'The lads done brilliant.'

Sloaney Pony.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

"OMG, LOL!"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

Mr Metrosexual.

Pearly King and Queen

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

Punctuation Karaoke Night

"Not that kind of hare, Rapunzel!"

Jane Austen Powers

London map drawn from memory.

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

Musicians

It was a match made in heaven.

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Queen.

"Make up you mind - do you love me completely or love me to bits?"

Media Darling.

John Stuart Mill

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

Victorian Pub Scene

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house