Collider Commentator Mugs

'Who? Boson? Higgs Boson? Hey, where the hell have you been hiding?'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

War 2023

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

I don't know why, but I never seem to win the close races.

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

Dog's Loo

Toy Soldiers - Toy Human Shield

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

'Not too serious just a couple of particles collided.'

The Commander-in-Chief

The face mask

Ukraine Crisis

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

'Now we've got rid of that pesky Gen. ___ we can run the war in ___ the way it ought to be run...'

"This is a much better war then the war to end all wars."

'You need to say more about the war than just 'oops'.'

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

Ask and Tell

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"I love the smell of unmitigated quagmire in the morning."

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'

Peace Under Siege

Sneak and Dip

'Don't tell me you want universal health care!'