Collider Commentator Mugs

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

War 2023

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

Dog's Loo

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

Toy Soldiers - Toy Human Shield

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

The face mask

Ukraine Crisis

'Not too serious just a couple of particles collided.'

'Now we've got rid of that pesky Gen. ___ we can run the war in ___ the way it ought to be run...'

"This is a much better war then the war to end all wars."

'You need to say more about the war than just 'oops'.'

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

Ask and Tell

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

"I love the smell of unmitigated quagmire in the morning."

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'

'Don't tell me you want universal health care!'

Peace Under Siege

Highway: tourist and resident traps.