Collusion Commentator Mugs

Donald Trump Really Will Drain That D.C. Swamp

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'Cartoonist thinking'

How's my sermon. . .

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

War 2023

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Sports Radio in Crisis

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

Sir Patrick Moore.

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Tree of Public Opinion.

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.'

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

Suggestion Box.

Chess on TV

"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"

The United States of Amazement

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"