College Throwbacker Mugs

"I was just transferred to the fraternity word."

Go team!

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

"I'm beginning to doubt your computer skills, Frank. I was kind of okay with the bigger RAM, but your video card upgrade is from Blockbuster!"

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

"You've really blotted your copy book this time Higgins!"

"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"

"This is a weird frat."

"Time capsule 1994"

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

"I went to my college class reunion. Everyone else is unemployed."

There's always one.

"I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave"

'You'll never forget your college experience, though grades indicate you've tried.'

"Don't be scared! I'm just wearing this old x-ray gear for throwback Thursday."

"I played polo in college."

Brett Beer: It's the best beer to ever make me ralph. And I've ralphed a lot.

A schoolboy cricket team group photo.

'I'm afraid all those goldfish you swallowed back in college have finally caught up with you.'

"I see you went to college on a wrestling scholarship."

"He's mad because this school doesn't have a football team, bars, or restaurants."

"I tried some in college, but I never inhaled."

"I think I'd rather fight you again than go in there!"

"It was a party school."

'I'll get my dad to beat up your dad.'

"Do you think it's possible for time to stand still?" "Sure, I repeated the second grade."