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"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

Bell ringer.

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

Boys at Leisure

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

The boss is sending me back to school.

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

Prom 2020

"This is a weird frat."

'I hate to quit school, Mrs. Wiggins, but I got a better offer.'

"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"

"You don't bring me apples anymore."

"You've really blotted your copy book this time Higgins!"

"I'm starting to think being class clown was a bad career move."

"I went to my college class reunion. Everyone else is unemployed."