College Prepper T-Shirts

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"I've spent more sending my son on college campus tours than I did getting my degree."

Horn of Leftovers

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Prepper Dog

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

"Always be prepared."

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

Contest to enter the University

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

Climate Change Contingency House

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

Final Exams Today

"Today we're filling out mock college applications."

Safe harbour

'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.'

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.