College Preparer Prints

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

Saving for College.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"So what happened between you and Estella?"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

'With your liberal arts background, you should be able to walk into any employer's office and say with the utmost confidence, 'Wherefore art thou, Romeo?''

Contest to enter the University

"I try to get a head start on them."

'And finally, if you're going to commit a felony, do it before ol' dad incurs the high cost of tuition.'

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

'There was an old lady who had so many children she didn't know what to do, especially about college tuition.'

"Today we're filling out mock college applications."

"Gracie, don't worry. I created a college fund for you the day after you were born. I figure by the time you're 18, it'll total $28,000."

"I've spent more sending my son on college campus tours than I did getting my degree."

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

"Do you think about life after high school? Like...what are you taking when you go to college?"