College Prep Prints

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"One year closer to college!"

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'I really crammed last night.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Trust

'You have failed on all counts...'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'It's my application to Harvard...'

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"