College Life Seeker Gifts

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Santa does a keg stand.

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

Amateur Palmist

'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.'

'Forget about me - what can you tell me about the new CEO coming on board?'

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

The Spring Break Venus

Wow. You're amazing!

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

Cat and the Eight Ball.

"I'll be right back."

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

Palm Reader...

Horoscope - Look out for Large Windfall (Man crushed by giant apple).

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

School girl taking an exam labelled OMG Level.

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

"Do you think about life after high school? Like...what are you taking when you go to college?"

'If you aren't careful, son, you'll be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'