College Freshman Year Pillows

"It's the stress of freshman year, sir."

The Art Student.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"My homework ate my dog."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Kardiff.

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

Good Luck in your Exams.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'