College Community Member Pillows

Can't Affordiversity

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Social distancing

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Love linked

See you at the farmers market!

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Things I love about Powell River...

Noise Pollution

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Tipping Pain Chart

"I'll have the usual."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Human Rights for All

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Thank you

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."