College Community Member Prints

Can't Affordiversity

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Social distancing

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Love linked

See you at the farmers market!

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Noise Pollution

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

Things I love about Powell River...

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Tipping Pain Chart

"I'll have the usual."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Human Rights for All

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

Thank you

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"