Collectors Of Cultural Themes Pillows

A pzyglm of Poles - (Pzyglm is a Polish word for a group of miserable buggers in shabby coats)

Hollywood Sign Developers

"First date hairball... awkward."

Snowmen Around The World...

Vegetarian Birds

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

The Claw.

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

Elephant and Castle

'These are Martha's Camp Cupcake Muffins - and I've just ordered her new apron from the prison gift shop.'

The Heating Oil Problem.

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

Covid Wrestling

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

'How about this one?'

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

Dinosaur Pet Stores

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

Witless protection prgram

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

'Uh-oh. Almost out of carpet.'

"Jeez, Billy, you're always talking trash!"

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

A girl with a trolley full of antiques.

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

Urp! Homo Eructus.