Collector's Corner Dweller Gifts

Sports Collectibles: Sorry...No Ball Park Estimates!

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Early Colour TV

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Letter Collecting Nerd

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Pre-Television Man Caves

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Coffee

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Baby Bear.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

"We never talk anymore."