Collector Of Curious Attractions Prints

Diogenes the Tourist Attraction

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Posh Easter Egg

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

'Please enter your pin now.'

Entomology Reference

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

'The stuff legends are made of'

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

"I'll take it."

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."