Curious Contraption Collector Prints

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Entomology Reference

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

Victorian Secret

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

"I'll take it."

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

Jazz Bagpipes

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"