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"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Entomology Reference

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

Victorian Secret

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

Jazz Bagpipes

"I'll take it."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.