Collector Of Curious Attractions T-Shirts

Diogenes the Tourist Attraction

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Posh Easter Egg

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Entomology Reference

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

The Old Curiosity Shop

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

Victorian Secret

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.