Collectors Of Quirky Attractions Prints

Historic Landmark: Home of the Old Woman.

Toadstools

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Piranhaclaus

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Crystal Ball Plug

'Too dressy?'

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Potatoes.

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

'The stuff legends are made of'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

'You caught it! You clean it!'

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

Goldfish funeral

Vampire afternoon tea.