Collective Traveler T-Shirts

Flags

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Vaccination Passport

Technological Dependence.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

A white collar cow.

Vacation Bus Photo

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Run from the hills!

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

'Anything to declare?'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Nativity Scene on the Underground