Corporate Traveler T-Shirts

Tuesday Afternoon at the Osaka No-Tell Motel

Multi-national employee: 'What time is it!? Where am I!?'

'Is this business class?'

Excess Baggage: You used to really look forward to those business trips. Now any more.

Is Driving Doomed?

"Expense account or regular?"

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

Airport Bored Rooms

"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes."

Above reproach.

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"Hell: The Airport"

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

Business-Class.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

Airline Mergers.

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

'I barely have time to flaunt my expense account.'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Swiss Army Briefcase.

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'

"Now remember, if he says 'hop', you say, 'how high'."

'Travel agency - Ego trips our specialty'

'This room is a tad small but cozy.'

Business traveller dreaming of home.