Collecting Vintage Airline Memorabilia T-Shirts

'Diet...Coke!'

"How's my tripping you up?"

'He's trying to figure out why airplanes get bigger while seats get smaller.'

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'Wayne, your turn - Darren needs changing!'

On the monitors behind the check-in desk: Arrivals/Departures/Donations

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

RAF plane ride.

For Sale: Red Arrow

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Would yo like reading or non-reading?'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

'With my frequent flyer miles I was able to get a seat upgrade from the luggage compartment.'

'As the plane is about to crash, we're offering passengers a complimentary drink.'

Kangaroo in a plane.

'Just when I think their service can't get any worse...it does.'

"For People Who Enjoy Everything About Flying Except Being 30,000 Feet Up In The Air, There's The WIDE -BODY TRIAN!"

"Frankly, your kindness and understanding are only making matters worse!"

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

Excess Baggage: At times the cheapest ticket deals leave a lot to be desired.

Snail Crossing.

Working from home.

'We have a problem, Bob! All the passengers back there are on the wrong plane. Even the attendants are on the wrong plane. Hey, wait - you're not Bob.'

Where airbags should be.

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'