Collecting Vintage Airline Memorabilia T-Shirts

'Diet...Coke!'

"How's my tripping you up?"

'He's trying to figure out why airplanes get bigger while seats get smaller.'

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

'Wayne, your turn - Darren needs changing!'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

On the monitors behind the check-in desk: Arrivals/Departures/Donations

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

RAF plane ride.

For Sale: Red Arrow

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

'I've brought my car in to have the brake system adjusted.'

"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).

'Would yo like reading or non-reading?'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'With my frequent flyer miles I was able to get a seat upgrade from the luggage compartment.'

My favorite hero? Amelia Earhart. Is she like Catwoman? Amelia Earhart was a real person. Not like your Bat-Dans and Captain Lanterns. A real hero doesn't complain when a mischievous young lass siphons off gas from her plane. He's called Batma – What? A real hero silently pats that lass on the head, climbs into her plane … and takes off into the wild blue yonder … without even a single mention of how that young lass may have also stolen her compass. I'm also a fan of the brave Max Pruss, who onc

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

'As the plane is about to crash, we're offering passengers a complimentary drink.'

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

'Just when I think their service can't get any worse...it does.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but you can't use your frequent-flier miles because one of our blackout dates,,,'

Snail Crossing.

Excess Baggage: At times the cheapest ticket deals leave a lot to be desired.

Kangaroo in a plane.

Air Industry

"Frankly, your kindness and understanding are only making matters worse!"

"For People Who Enjoy Everything About Flying Except Being 30,000 Feet Up In The Air, There's The WIDE -BODY TRIAN!"

Working from home.

'We have a problem, Bob! All the passengers back there are on the wrong plane. Even the attendants are on the wrong plane. Hey, wait - you're not Bob.'

Where airbags should be.