Collecting Unicorns Pillows

'I never said you were a hypochonriac, I said your illness was a myth.'

"I guess being one-of-a-kind really does set you apart."

Pink Unicorn

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Save the unicorn.

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Unicorn Working From Home

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Unicorn in the Woods

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

Fairy Vet

'I'll take ten, please.'

"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a unicorn."

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

"Tales of the unicorns"

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Pianist.

"Bad news, the unicorns jumped out of the ark when they knew they were going to share their cabin with us."

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

World of Cow: Horn Gel

The Mythical Unicorn.

'Daddy Daddy, guess what: I'll play the Unicorn in the school play!'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

Why unicorns became extinct.

Tunicorn.