Collecting Unicorns Pillows

'I never said you were a hypochonriac, I said your illness was a myth.'

Pink Unicorn

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Save the unicorn.

Unicorn Working From Home

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

Unicorn in the Woods

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Fairy Vet

'I'll take ten, please.'

"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a unicorn."

"Tales of the unicorns"

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"Bad news, the unicorns jumped out of the ark when they knew they were going to share their cabin with us."

Pianist.

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

The Mythical Unicorn.

'Daddy Daddy, guess what: I'll play the Unicorn in the school play!'

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

World of Cow: Horn Gel

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Tunicorn.

Why unicorns became extinct.

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

'Quite frankly, Mr. Bayliss, you've got us baffled.'