Collecting Star Trek Memorabilia Pillows

Alien toilet.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Take me to your Larder!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Trekfan" in Dallas, you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java Cybercafe. I've been trying to get my wife to watch sci-fi with me. But she's so closed-minded about it. Everything that I find so profound and beautiful about it, she finds silly. Stop trying to change your wife into a Xerox copy of yourself! Right now your relationship is based on the kind of incompatibility that leads to resentment, recrimination and bickering. Enjoy that. You'd make a great Kl

Chickenspox

Projecting Obama

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'You just lost points for so easily getting that Geeky 'Star Trek' reference.'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Five

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

Dairy Potter.

Mr. Spock at a child rearing seminar.

I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think. About what, little buddy? Star Trek. The latest movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus. Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives.

Santa vs traffic warden...

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

The More You Fight the Trade Deficit, the Worse It Gets

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

I hear he's a very sentimental planet. Yeah, it's a schmaltz world after all.

'Believe me -- there's nothing worse than a clingy Klingon!'

'Love your work, but not as much as your beard. Hey, I'm just kidding.'

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

"Then there is the episode when Kirk and Spock get stuck on this planet...."