Collector Of Space Memorabilia Pillows

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

French Army knife

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

Replica Football Merchandise

Dumbo in Space

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

Donald Trump/Elon Musk

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

'Why do I have to wear a hardhat?!!'

"Didn't expect us to be drunk and stupid, did you?"