Collecting Soaps T-Shirts

"He's eating the soap, even as we speak."

'Fetch.'

Great British Eccentrics.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

Sister Cities

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Flight Socks.

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'He got a hole in one today.'

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Travellin' through?"

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Cowboy Slippers

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Breakfast Printing Press

Monster Souvenir

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

'I've repacked this so you have room for souvenirs.'

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."