Collecting Soaps Prints

"He's eating the soap, even as we speak."

'Fetch.'

Great British Eccentrics.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

Sister Cities

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Old Book Smell

Flight Socks.

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

'He got a hole in one today.'

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Travellin' through?"

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

News and Magazines. Politics News. Presidential candidates are launching their campaigns earlier than ever. They must think the early bird gets the term!

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Cowboy Slippers

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Breakfast Printing Press

Monster Souvenir

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

'I've repacked this so you have room for souvenirs.'