Soap Collector Prints

'Oh well, I don't think we'd better use this brand of bath-gel anymore...'

Miscommunication

"Do you want me to leave the water in?"

'Apricot Quince? Baked Apple? Wild Huckleberry? If they had these soaps when I was a kid I wouldn't have minded having my mouth washed out.'

'Let's keep it clean'

'If, for any reason, you are dissatisfied with Bryte soap flakes, send the unused portion back to us, because, frankly, we hate to see any of it go to waste.'

"There it is again: that red, itchy rash on my skin... Maybe I should try another brand of soap instead of 'Sunlight'?"

"Mom, when will I be old enough to contain alcohol?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Shampoo.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

Bottletrees.

"Your shout!"

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'He got a hole in one today.'

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

Wash and Go...to hell...

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'This is where I keep my gum.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"